Good morning fine folks, and thanks for visiting. Let’s have ourselves a straight up silly Tuesday this March 22, because it’s—drumroll please—National Goof Off Day. That’s right, straight from the deepest depths of the faux-holiday database we get this concoction, inspired by the 1986 John Hughes blockbuster “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (according to The County Line’s lauded research team).
Take advantage of this opportunity. Tell your jokes, blow off work, blow off school, skirt your responsibilities, leave your kids at home! Never mind, might have gone too far. We shouldn’t need too much of an excuse to have a little fun though.
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Back in the real world, it’s currently a spring-feeling 54 degrees at The County Line’s Adair County base in north Columbia, and the thermometer outside company headquarters in Russell Springs shows 53. The high in both counties today is firmly in “shorts weather” territory, approaching 73 or 74 degrees. There’s a good chance of rain later tonight.
We’ve got a lot going on today, particularly in local sports. Adair County Baseball will look to rebound from last night’s loss to Russell County in their road tilt against Cumberland County, and conversely, the Lakers aim to keep their momentum on the diamond going in a home contest against Somerset. Adair Softball is at Clinton County today, and the Lady Lakers host Casey County. Adair and Russell’s tennis teams play today against Green County and Casey County, respectively, and Indians Track will compete in an 18-team meet at Somerset. Best of luck to all the fine athletes in The County Line’s coverage area!
We’re wishing a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY today to Justin Coomer! As always, readers are encouraged to send additions to our birthday and anniversary calendars. Email us at email@example.com to get your special dates added to the list!