Good morning and happy Saturday to all The County Line’s appreciated patrons. Today is the last day of winter, and it’s also—more importantly—National Let’s Laugh Day, so tell your best joke or funny anecdote, because everyone knows a good chuckle makes the day just a little bit better. If you don’t know any good jokes or anecdotes, just steal one from your favorite standup comic. Deliver their material without context, in whatever setting you find yourself—can’t go wrong.
Right at 6 a.m., it’s a dark, cloudy, windy 51 degrees in Columbia, and the thermometer shows an identical reading at County Line headquarters in Russell Springs. Expect the cloud cover to remain, but the best chance of rain is this morning. It’ll only get colder as the day continues, reaching today’s low of 40 right around midnight.
Stick with us at The County Line today as we have a full slate of content planned for delivery.
We’re wishing a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY today to Brooke McCarty! As always, readers are encouraged to send additions to our birthday and anniversary calendars. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org to get your special dates added to the list!